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My All-Time Favorite Big-Time Wrestlers

Rowdy Roddy Piper

This past month, longtime wrestler ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper died of a heart attack at the age of 61.  For those of you familiar with him, Roddy played the role of ‘crazy bad guy’ to perfection.  He was a trendsetter in introducing the likeable, antagonstic ‘heel’ into wrestling that would later be replicated by guys like Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin to rule the WWE (Worldwide Wrestling Entertainment).

On a recent road trip, I was having a discussion with my wife (who was a wrestling fan back in the day) about our favorite grapplers.  She put Rowdy Roddy at the top of her list.  I was not a much of a fan of his back then, but had an affection of other likeable heels of those times.  Here is a list of my top 5.  This list is relegated to the 1980s, the days of my youth when my brothers and I were big fans of the WWF (which stood for Worldwide Wrestling Federation before the World Wildlife Fund won a battle over that acronym).  We had the rubber action figures & the wrestling ring…

WWF wrestling ring

We even had the wrestling  album (album means a group of songs on a 12-inch round piece of vinyl for you youngsters).

Wrestling album

Honorable Mention:  King Kong  Bundy, Bobby ‘The Brain’ Heenan, Jimmy ‘Superfly’ Snooka, Jimmy Hart, Mr. Fuji, The Iron Sheik.

Note that Ric Flair deserves to be on my list, but I didn’t watch him much back then since he was in the WCW on TBS.  He might be the best interview ever with his swagger.  I periodically use his catchphrase with my basketball teams:

TO BE THE MAN…..YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN……WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#6….

Hacksaw Jim Dugan

HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I had to expand my list to six to include a man who carried around a 2 x 4 as his signature weapon of choice.  Can’t beat a guy spending $2.39 for that kind of protection!  Jim’s character had a great mix of innocence, patriotism, ‘dumb wisdom’, craziness, and humor.

#5……….

Bushwackers

THE BUSHWACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These Australian tag teamers were at the  towards the end of my years of wrestling fandom.  I loved when they would break into their ‘Bushwacker’ march when the momentum turned their way.

#4………..

Andre the Giant

ANDRE THE GIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, he was simply a giant!  Look at how big his hand is around this can!

Andre hand

It’s a shame they turned him into a bad guy at the end of his career in order to reap the big money of him fighting Hulk Hogan in Wrestlemania III.  He also turned in a beautiful, charming performance in the classic movie, The Princess Bride…

Andre princess bride

#3………….

Jesse the Body Ventura

JESSE ‘THE BODY’ VENTURA!!!!!!!!!!

By the time I started watching wrestling, Jesse wasn’t wrestling much anymore due to injuries.  But he was the main color commentator for the WWF.  He was a smart guy who did a great job of incorporating wit, sarcasm, and put-downs to keep the audience entertained.  I guess that unique blend of gab gifts helped him become the governor of Minnesota!  And, of course, he had a classic line in the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, Predator….

Aint got time to bleed

#2…………….

George the Animal Steele

GEORGE ‘THE ANIMAL’ STEELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The hairy back.  The cave man vocabulary.  The eating of the turn buckles.  As I was experiencing the troubles and tribulations as an angst-ridden teenager, He was the one person in the world that that I could relate to to help me get through those difficult times.

Well maybe not.

But I thought that last sentence made me sound like a profound, deep-thinking professional writer!

My 9th grade friends and I incorporated George’s primary two-word vocabulary, “AYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE…………………   YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!  Into a great chant at high school basketball games to heckle opposing players when they committed fouls.  We did such a good job, we got an all-league player to flip us off!

Here is a question for you:  who would win in a beauty contest between George the Animal, The Bushwackers, and Hacksaw Jim Duggan?

#1……………

Macho Man Randy Savage

‘MACHO MAN’ RANDY SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Macho Man was a great interview, mixing in arrogance and humor into his gravelly voice.  I could do a great imitation of his favorite phrase:

OHHHHHH, YEAH!  Macho madness all round!

And my wife does a really cute version as well!  Ask her to do it sometime!   And tell her that she is my Miss Elizabeth.

Mach Man and Miss elizabeth

You don’t need to even ask her if I am her “Macho Man”!

OHHHHHHHHHHHH, YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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League Shuffling Part 4: A Two-Division Federal League?

Click here to read League Shuffling Part 1: The I.V.C. and the P.A.C. 7

Click here to read League Shuffling Part 2: Dover, New Phila, and the E.C.O.L.

Click here to read League Shuffling Part 3: Dover, New Phila, and the N.B.C.

And now, for the (likely) FINAL CHAPTER of League Shuffling…

As stated in Part 3, I think the best fit for Dover and New Philadelphia would be in a two division Northeastern Buckeye Conference, but it could be a tough sell for N.B.C. schools.

One other league option that comes to mind for these Tuscarawas County titans is to head to the land of the giants:  the Federal League.  Initially, this might seem like a death mission, as the enrollment figures of those Stark County schools are enormous in comparison.  But re-creating the league into two divisions makes for an interesting possibility.

Currently the league has seven teams, so at least 3 teams would need to be added to consider a two-division set-up.  That is where Louisville would factor in.  As described in Part 3, there is currently some discord in the N.B.C. due to Louisville’s dominance in football as well as its larger enrollment.  That could possibly lead to the Leopards looking for a new home.  Here is how the Federal League might look with these three additions:

Federal League 2 divisions

**Enrollments are based OHSAA enrollment figures (based on boys grade 9-11 from this past school year).  These figures were updated by the OHSAA in the past week, basically removing removing charter school, home school, and online students from the count.

Like the N.B.C., this line-up helps the Federal League ease enrollment discrepancies, primarily for its littlest brother, Lake, as well as its newest addition, Green.

But there are some definite concerns that come to mind:

1.  Green has just joined the league after 67 years in the Suburban League.  One reason might be to elevate its level of competition against bigger schools.  Being dropped down to the smaller division might not be something they want to consider.  Lake may not want this as well for the same reason.

2.  Dover, New Philadelphia, and Louisville are by far the three smallest schools.  That would be challenge enough against just Lake and Green.  But cross-over games in the big division might be an unappealing challenge, considering GlenOak and Jackson are pretty much double in size, and newly consolidated McKinley is over triple in size.

I think a match-up against one or two of these big schools would be great as non-league games in their current E.C.O.L. and N.B.C. schedules.  But playing these games week in and week out might likely wear out this trio with their smaller enrollments.  Just ask the Quakers and Leopards about the difficulties of being the little brothers of the Federal League in the 1980s (and 1990s for the Phila).

Speaking of which, the Federal League expanded to an 11-team, two division set-up for two seasons in the late 1980s.  Louisville and Canton South soon left for the N.B.C., while New Phila, Wooster, and Alliance eventually left for smaller conferences that allowed for a much better chance to be successful.  That lesson would surely be remembered if a second try at a two-division Federal League is ever considered.

Overall, I think this move should be considered only if the situation arises that New Philadelphia, Dover, and Louisville are all left homeless by their current conferences.  Time will tell how all of this shuffling plays out.

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League Shuffling Part 3: Dover, New Phila and the N.B.C.

To read League Shuffling  Part 1:  The I.V.C. and P.A.C. 7, click here.

To read League Shuffling  Part 2:  Dover, New Phila, and the E.C.O.L., click here.

**SHARE YOUR OPINION IN THE POLLS AT THE END**

As stated in League Shake-Ups Part 2, the future of the East Central Ohio League is murky at best.  Because if this uncertainty, New Philadelphia and Dover should consider other possibilities that might be a better and more stable fit.

I feel that a great solution for these longtime neighbors and rivals is to become a part of the Northeastern Buckeye Conference.  The N.B.C. has been a very stable conference since its inception in 1989, with 6 of the schools being charter members:  Canton South, Carrollton, Louisville, Marlington, Minerva, and West Branch.  Alliance joined in 2005 and Salem in 2011.  Dover was a charter member, but left for the E.C.O.L. in 1994.

(full disclosure:  for the last 20 years, I have been a Dover resident and a teacher at Louisville).

 

Along with stability, another strength of the N.B.C. is the close proximity of its members, which has created many natural, healthy rivalries.  Most of the league members are within a 30-minute drive.  So, on the surface, the N.B.C.  would appear to have little reason to reach out from its time-tested eight-member cocoon.  But within the last couple of years, the issue of competitive balance in relation to enrollment has caused rumblings within the conference, as explained in this Mike Brown Alliance Review article.

Many schools have lost enrollment, while Louisville has grown in enrollment and have become more dominant, especially in football.   In the last two seasons, they are 14-0 in league play, with the average league score of 42-14.  Only one of those games was closer than 13 points.

The enrollment gap has lessened some with the most recent OHSAA enrollment figures (based on boys grade 9-11 from this past school year):

NBC enrollment changes

Louisvville has come back to the pack some, while Alliance has closed its gap deficit from 100 to 38 boys.  Still some of the smaller schools had significant drops.

That is where adding Dover and New Philadelphia would be a great way to address the enrollment disparities.  A two-division big/small school set-up would create an intriguing line-up:

NBC 10 teams

* travel times are calculated from Mapquest website

On paper, this looks like a great solution for the enrollment problems in the N.B.C.   The enrollment gap within the big school division is only 49 boys, and 53 boys for the small school division.

It also appears to be a best-case scenario for Dover and New Philadelphia for both travel and competition.  Remember that in the E.C.O.L., the overall average drive time was 55 minutes, as well as 74 minutes just within big school division opponents.

These drive times look even more appealing for the two Tuscarawas County brothers if the N.B.C. was split into North and South divisions for some non-football sports:

NBC South

You could possibly even rotate Minerva and Louisville in the South Division from year to year if need be.

After studying that data, I am guessing Dover and New Phila school officials have only one question:

WHERE DO I SIGN????

Unfortunately for Tornado and Quaker fans, the N.B.C. is an invitation-only party, and the hosts migh not be too inclined to add two more seats to their conference table.

Several concerns from the current N.B.C.’s perspective could possibly put the brakes on this potential marriage.

Please note that I am addressing this primarily from the perspective of football because that sport seems to heavily drive the decision-making of schools and leagues due to the large revenue and crowds it generates.

Three red flags quickly come to mind.

Red Flag #1:  while this proposal makes for better travel for Dover and New Philadelphia, it creates longer drives for current NBC schools.  Currently, Salem’s longest conference drive is 50 minutes to Canton South.  It would be a 72-minute drive to New Philadelphia for the ‘Pacifist Bowl’:  Quakers vs. Quakers.

Positive spin zone #1:   Remember that with two divisions, Salem and West Branch would likely be making a long trip to Dover or New Philadelphia only once every two years .

Red Flag #2:  Like mentioned when discussing the expansion of the Inter-Valley Conference in part 1, two-division conferences grouped by size sometimes create a ‘big brother-little brother’ mentality where smaller schools are made to feel that their success is somehow inferior to their big-school division counterparts.

Positive spin zone #2: as mentioned above, the 2-division arrangement creates a more competitive balance, alleviating the Louisville enrollment gap problem that the league is currently facing, while keeping the strong and long lasting bonds of these schools in tack.  Even if the smaller schools tend to lose more to the bigger schools, they still have a divisional crown to strive for and while being battle-tested by the bigger schools to prepare for the post-season.  (Note in the above chart that all schools are division 2 in basketball and either division 3 or 4 for football.  So the league competition level would be comparable to the post-season level).

And having two divisions makes it easier for the conference to expand if the opportunity arises.  For example, I am pretty sure Northwest would have loved to get back in the N.B.C. over the last five years, but a nine-team conference is a nightmare.  It would have been much easier to add them the 6th small school division member.

Red Flag #3:  What is worse than having a dominant Louisville football program in the N.B.C.?   Having two dominant Louisville football programs in the N.B.C.  That is what adding Dover would create.   Dover has won 7 out of the last 8  E.C.O.L. championships.  And New Philadelphia is no slouch itself, averaging 7.7 wins since 2004.

So why would the N.B.C. even consider inviting these two schools?  Wouldn’t a much simpler solution to the enrollment issue be for the 7 smaller N.B.C. schools to vote out Louisville?  That controversial rumor has been circulating over the last year.

I think the likely cost of subtracting the Leopards would make this a regretful decision.

One obvious cost would be in the bottom line.  Louisville fans travel very well, and dropping the Leopards would be a big loss for N.B.C. schools in ticket sales.  On the flip side, Dover and New Philadelphia have big followings that would provide a big boost at the ticket gate.

A more significant cost for the N.B.C. in dropping Louisville is one that can’t be measured:   a serious drop in performance level expectations for a league whose pigskin product has already been sliding.  That statement may sound like an harsh opinion, but an examination of recent play-off results makes it appear to be very much a fact.

Recent post-season history shows a serious decline in the performance of the once powerful N.B.C.  The last two Louisville squads that rolled through the conference were, by their own Leopard standards, probably considered very good, but not great teams.  That is evident in their first round play-off games losses at home in 2013 (24-21 to Aurora) and 2014 (41-21 to Poland).  Both opponents lost their next game by double digits, so it’s not like the Leopards ran into a play-off superpower.

In fact, the N.B.C. is 0-4 in play-off games over the last three years.  What makes that dismal record even more alarming is that the conference previously thrived in the play-offs.  It won at least one play-off game from 2001 to 2011.  Furthermore, from 2004 to 2011, the N.B.C. averaged 3.1 wins per post-season!

So what has caused this downslide?  There are likely a variety of smaller factors, but I would say that the primary reason would be the departure of Northwest from the N.B.C. after– no coincidence–the 2011 season. (Northwest had to drop out of the conference after a severe financial crisis put them on the brink of dropping all sports).

In those glory years of 2004-2011, Louisville made one state finals appearance, while Northwest and Marlington each made a trip to the final four.  The Leopards and Indians also made two more appearances each in the regional finals.  Canton South, West Branch, and Minerva also won a play-off game each during that period.  Those post-season runs not only generate tremendous community support and passion, but also gain media attention and respect for the N.B.C.

Here is a full picture of the N.B.C.’s play-off results over the past 15 years:

NBC play-offs

The post-season success Northwest created a great amount of positive buzz for the N.B.C.  But their contribution to the N.B.C. went well beyond the 9 play-off appearances and 10 wins.  The strength and the success of Coach Vic Witting’s Indians pushed its league opponents to raise their performance levels.  The Louisville-Northwest match-up was an epic battle each year that drove each squad to elevate its own play and prepared them for the play-off roads ahead.  In fact, the 2007 Louisville state-finalist team actually lost a 34 to 33 nail-biter to the Indians.  And the success of those two programs pushed other N.B.C. schools to higher performance levels in order to survive and even thrive.  Coach Ed Miley lifted Marlington up to become one of the league powers, and Mo Daniska’s Canton South squads were a feared match-up for anyone in the N.B.C., especially for Louisville.  They also had some great regular season and play-off match-ups with Dover during that time period.

The loss of Northwest created a void that has pulled the N.B.C. towards mediocrity.   Adding Dover and New Philadelphia would more than make up for that loss.  The Quakers have made 7 play-off appearances since 2004 (they are still looking for their first win).  As for the Tornadoes, they have missed the play-offs only TWICE since 1998.  More impressively, since 2006, they have won 14 play-off games, getting to the final four in 2012 and making the regional finals in four other seasons.

One concern for leagues with a big/small division set-up is the potential for a large number of mismatches in cross-over games.  (That is a big problem with the E.C.O.L.)  Though Louisville almost always seems to wear the hat of the favorite, results show that the conference has actually spread the wealth at the top.  Over the past 11 seasons, the N.B.C. has had 7 different schools as league champions.  That impressive fact illustrates the quality programs within the league and their ability to rise up and be successful.  In fact, the two smallest teams in the league, Minerva and West Branch, won the league as recently as 2011 and 2012, respectively.

Ideally the league would have a 7- game football season.  4 division games, as well as 3 cross-over games.  To possibly minimize concerns about cross-over games as well as losing potential rivalry games, several items could be implemented:

1.  Try to avoid putting both Dover and Louisville on a small school’s cross-over schedule.

2.  Possibly only requiring two league cross-over games, while giving schools the flexibility to schedule more cross-over games if desired that wouldn’t count towards league standings.  For example, Alliance and Marlington may want to schedule most or all of the smaller division given their close proximity to those schools.

Beyond football, adding the Quakers and Tornadoes would help elevate the N.B.C. and bring recognition in other sports.    Dover boys basketball made the regionals the past two years,  while the Quakers reached the regional finals the two years prior.  New Phila’s girls basketball team also made it to the regionals this past season.  I could see the N.B.C. renting the Canton Memorial Fieldhouse for a full day of hoops, matching up the 5th, 4th, 3rd, 2nd, and 1st place teams in each division.  Girls one Saturday, and boys the next.

Dover’s baseball team made it to the regionals this year, while their boys swim team finished 2nd in the state and the girls’ golf team won the state title.  There are numerous other achievements that these two schools would bring to the conference.

Another thing to also consider is that Minerva and Carrollton are currently the only two N.B.C. schools in the Eastern District.  Being joined by New Philadelphia and Dover would provide them with more clout in seeding and gaining all-district honors for athletes.

The one thing that history shows about the evolution of high school leagues is that timing is an essential ingredient.  A school might be a great fit for a conference that has no openings.  Or a league might greatly desire a school that fits their ideals, but that school is tied into another conference.

For New Philadelphia, Dover, and the N.B.C., it appears that the stars are aligned at this moment.  Hesitation by the N.B.C. to invite these two may lead to a very unstable future for a very proud conference.  Hopefully the administrators and athletic directors of these schools can work together to make decisions that are best for the future of the entire league.

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